Sunday, April 3, 2016

happy 2 year anniversary to Stan and me

best 2 years of my life so far!!!

we saw Batman v Superman or whatev and it was pretty.... bad but ok? i mean, it wasnt as bad as Stan led me to believe it would be but I dont know a lot about ... stuff...

my parents surprised us by asking us to dinner after the movie so we ate out

i have eaten enough to feed a small city

i am going to be huge
i am so SWOLLEN too because everything i'm eating is full of sodium

and i'm on my period

fuck my life

i'm awake at 5am
as usual lol
i go to bed really early though
and also nap
i am weird

i have no energy
also another reason i'm going to get as fat as a house
boo you whore and other such things

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