FUNNY THINGS:
[18:10] [Myrmidont] i made some guy play with me last time i got shitfaced
[18:11] [Myrmidont] i had no idea what was going on
on the prospect of moving the NE ZU gathering to Fart's house:
[19:14] [tabs] cause the surest way to keep people who don't like you from insulting you to your face is to make them come to your territory.
[19:14] [tabs] what she DOESNT know is that capn would go just to try and make her cry
[16:08] [Finaldo] .ud Biggie Smalls
[16:08] [UB2R-B0T] The best rapper of all time. There is only 3 you know, Pac, Nas, and Big. Its true. fuck anyone who thinks different.
[16:08] [kreebby] and one who was 5'9
[16:08] [Slur] He's a black rapper. I'm alluding to the slave trade, hence bringing him to the Portuguese and Spanish.
[16:08] [tabs] biggie smalls
[16:08] [kreebby] sex is easier when you're closer in height.
[16:08] [kreebby] CHEESE SMELLS.
[16:08] [Discussion] sex is never easy
[16:08] [Finaldo] PUSSYS DO TOO!
[16:09] [capn] BIGGIE SMALLS
[16:09] [capn] BIGGIE SMALLS
[16:09] [capn] BIGGIE SMALLS
[16:09] [kreebby] pussies*
[16:09] [Discussion] i'm the only guy i know who cries after having sex
[16:09] [tabs] oh shi
[16:09] * Biggie (Big@62C2C4DE.6FCC52DB.40427044.IP) has joined #zelda
[16:09] [tabs] FFFF
[16:09] [Biggie] SHIT!
[16:09] [Biggie] NOT AGAIN!
[16:09] [Discussion] Quod me nutrit me destruit
[16:09] * Biggie shoots tabs and quits
[16:09] [kreebby] what nourishes me destroys me?
[16:09] * Biggie (Big@62C2C4DE.6FCC52DB.40427044.IP) Quit (Quit: Saliendo)
[13:40] [Jason] At least you're not preggers!
[13:40] [tabs] i need to magically have a job
[13:40] [Jason] (yay I got to say preggers for the first time!)
[13:40] [tabs] ahaha
[14:45] [tabs] "you're so insecure" - for when you can't think of anything else to say
[18:18] [tabs] $5 says when she's looking at a profile it's her own so she can admire herself like the stuck up bitch she is
[18:19] [tabs] she's looking at her overly photoshopped pics and fingering herself
[18:19] [tabs] "OH IM SO HOT OH OH OH"
[19:39] [tabs] "would princess diana be fingering herself in the backseat? no. and honey you're our princess di"
[19:39] [tabs] wtf
[19:46] * tabs changes topic to 'would princess diana be fingering herself in the backseat?'
[19:46] [Jema] She was thinking about all the hot arab sex.
[19:47] [tabs] in my head
[19:47] [tabs] backseat ACTUALLY means pooper
[19:47] [tabs] ...
[19:47] [Jema] Ahahahaha
[19:56] [tabs] capn next time you need to make a run to the potty at 3am you wear YOUR robe
[19:56] [tabs] keep your male stink out of this robe
[19:56] [tabs] everybody is now experiencing the mental image of capn in a white fluffy girl's robe
[19:58] [tabs] and since nobody is saying anything,
[19:58] [tabs] i assume this mental image is pleasing
[19:58] [tabs] GOD YOU GUYS STOP TOUCHING YOURSELVES
[19:58] [tabs] THATS JUST GROSS
[19:58] [tomcat_ha] im not touching myself
[19:58] [tomcat_ha] the buttplug is
[19:58] [tabs] D= D= D=
[21:16] [sugar] I am in love with you.
[21:16] [kreebby] My jaw dropped when I saw that actually I was liker
[21:17] [kreebby] MY SWEET, SWEET TABS
[21:17] [kreebby] USING SWEAR WORDS AND TELLING SOMEONE OFF?
[21:17] [kreebby] GOODNESS O:
[21:17] [sugar] anything that is preceded by "reneefart" is guaranteed to be amazing.
[21:17] [tabs] I JUST LOL'D SO HARD
[21:17] [sugar] better yet, anything that begins with "reneefart" and ends with "slutty ass bitch"
[21:17] [tabs] because i heard "reneefart" in sugar's voice in my head
[tabs] i think we all know she drinks a cup of semen every morning with her cornflakes
[tabs] I HEAR ITS GREAT FOR YOUR COMPLEXION. MUST BE WHY HER SKIN GLOWS.